” The players are under so much duress, it’s like duressic park out there! “


” It’s like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. “


” Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter. “


” That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble! “


” The thing about darts is that you’ve got to shout. It’s not like cricket where you can talk to Michael Atherton and ask him to analyse the bloody nuances. Darts does not have nuances. You’ve got to hurl yourself at it. “


” I’m a postmodern commentator, and so, in a cheeky parallel to James Joyce or James Kelman, I get to places, verbally, that are a little unusual – when I talk about Jocky Wilson and end up sounding like a Jackson Pollock of the commentary box. “


” The thing with darts players is they have always appeared available. They don’t have to live like monks. I’ve only ever met one dry player in 35 years. “



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Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.
That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!
The thing about darts is that you
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The thing with darts players is they have always appeared available. They don
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