” My mother always told me that you should have one room in your house where you celebrate all of your achievements. You shouldn’t have them spread throughout. “


” I’ve had girls that kissed me on the cheek. People get so pumped, and so excited, they don’t see you as a person. Which is fair. Sometimes, I don’t see people as people. But at the end of the day, you can’t put your hands on me unless I hug you first. “


” You’re never going to please 100 percent of women. “


” I believe in choosing your words very carefully. It’s funny: I’ll get comments like, ‘Oh I love you. You don’t care, you have no filter.’ On the contrary, I absolutely have a filter, because I understand decorum, and my objective is not to upset people. “


” No matter who you date, people are going to make fun of them, jealous people are going to say stuff, people get creepy – all the things that come with the public eye. “


” My family is funny. I think you’re born with the gene. “


” Getting to prove yourself in a room that’s not your typical demo is an experience every comic should try. It makes you better. “


” I think part of being Jewish is that innate desire to question things. Rabbis sit around all day and question the Torah. Giving yourself the room to question things, in a religion, just breeds thinking. “



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My mother always told me that you should have one room in your house where you celebrate all of your achievements. You shouldn
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I believe in choosing your words very carefully. It
No matter who you date, people are going to make fun of them, jealous people are going to say stuff, people get creepy - all the things that come with the public eye.
My family is funny. I think you
Getting to prove yourself in a room that
I think part of being Jewish is that innate desire to question things. Rabbis sit around all day and question the Torah. Giving yourself the room to question things, in a religion, just breeds thinking.
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