” You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you’re not ‘professional’ any more. “


” If you’ve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. “


” If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty. “


” Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? “


” If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. “


” Nothing in life prepares you to be famous. “


” I say, If everybody in this house lives where it’s God first, friends and family second and you third, we won’t ever have an argument. “


” That’s the great thing about a tractor. You can’t really hear the phone ring. “



All 8 Jeff Foxworthy Quotes about You in picture


You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you
If you


If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it
That
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