” You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you’re not ‘professional’ any more. “
” If you’ve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. “
” If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty. “
” Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? “
” If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. “
” Nothing in life prepares you to be famous. “
” I say, If everybody in this house lives where it’s God first, friends and family second and you third, we won’t ever have an argument. “
” That’s the great thing about a tractor. You can’t really hear the phone ring. “
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