” When you’re writing a sketch, it has to be surrounded by a situation. It can’t just be out of the air. “


” I take care of everybody. I’m either hugging you or making sure that you’re not sick, because my backpack has every kind of medicine in it. “


” The big percentage is us, the real people, and we have to say something. You have to speak up. You have to. “


” There was a time where I knew I was as funny as many dudes, but I had people telling me, ‘You have to wear a dress onstage. You need to be more feminine.’ “


” I know I’m fly – don’t get me wrong. But I don’t look, like, standard Hollywood. As a comedian, it’s something you learn to use. “


” You know what makes me mad about ‘The Bachelorette?’ That, you know, that that chick would get a man. Get me a date. “


” I get real brave when I text people. When I text people, I am so brave because it’s words, but you can’t say stuff. “


” You can look good. Don’t let nobody tell you you can’t look good because of your size… or what size your feet is. “



All 8 Leslie Jones Quotes about You in picture


When you
I take care of everybody. I
The big percentage is us, the real people, and we have to say something. You have to speak up. You have to.
There was a time where I knew I was as funny as many dudes, but I had people telling me,
I know I
You know what makes me mad about
I get real brave when I text people. When I text people, I am so brave because it
You can look good. Don

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