” Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. “


” Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. “


” You don’t have to be a ‘person of influence’ to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they’ve taught me. “


” If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it’s done. “


” The longer you work here, diverse it gets. “


” You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. “


” I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination. “


” Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. “



All 8 Scott Adams Quotes about You in picture


Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
You don
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it
The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

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