” The trick to scrambled eggs is to remove half the milk from the container and shake what’s left as hard as you can, like a cocktail shaker, before you whisk it into the eggs. “


” You know what they say: ‘Why sit at a table that doesn’t have key lime pie on it if you don’t have to? “


” For me, titles are either a natural two-second experience or stressful enough to give you an ulcer. If they don’t pop out perfect on the first try, they can be really hard to repair. Or, worse, if the author thinks they pop out perfect, but the publishing house does not agree, it’s difficult to shift gears. And then? Then you go insane. “


” When you spin a globe and point to a city and actually go to that city, you build an allowance of missed opportunities on the back end. “


” Sometimes in New York, you’re walking down the street and you realize there’s a girl walking in front of you whose thighs you could hit a golf ball through, and maybe that makes you depressed. “


” Everything in New York seems to merit preserving. If it’s not historical, it’s personal. If it’s not personal, it’s cultural. But you can’t. You can’t save everything. You just have to pack it up in your brain and take it with you when you go. “


” You can’t possibly fathom the ins and outs of a prepubescent beauty treatment until you’ve felt the strange but exhilarating tingle of a cottage-cheese-and-Pop-Rocks facial. “


” There’s already a marriage clock, a career clock, a biological clock. Sometimes being a woman feels like standing in the lobby of a hotel, looking at the dials depicting every time zone in the world behind the front desk – except they all apply to you, and all at once. “



All 8 Sloane Crosley Quotes about You in picture


The trick to scrambled eggs is to remove half the milk from the container and shake what
You know what they say:


For me, titles are either a natural two-second experience or stressful enough to give you an ulcer. If they don
When you spin a globe and point to a city and actually go to that city, you build an allowance of missed opportunities on the back end.
Sometimes in New York, you
Everything in New York seems to merit preserving. If it
You can
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