” If you’re a good writer, you don’t have everybody shouting in every scene. “
” Basically if you’re trying to write films in England you might as well decide to hide for two years. It’s just meetings with people who don’t really have any money but pretend they do. “
” If people can spot talent rather than the talent having to come to us, then I think you might find that the quality of stuff goes up. “
” With piracy, people think it’s about getting stuff for free. It’s not – it’s about getting rid of the middleman that stands between you and your enjoyment of the film or music. “
” I love Larry David’s take on things in ‘Seinfeld’, which is that you shouldn’t try to help people because it’ll always put you into new situations which are unpleasant. “
” You need to tune into a different way of being funny for kids. They’re learning the rhythm of a joke. “
” Of course, I’m not saying that news interviews can’t be adversarial. Sometimes, you have to be nasty Columbo or we’d never get to the truth. “
” The writing of ‘The Ladykillers’ was fun. But once it goes out of your hands it’s not fun, ‘especially for someone who is used to being hands-on like me. “
” Part of the job involves thinking about things and eliminating them. You spend a lot of time coming up with ideas that are terrible and hating them and hating yourself. “
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