” If you’re going to take a jab at someone, you should at least have a bit more of a personal relationship with them. I feel like you can be funny and clever, as opposed to just outright vile. “
” I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don’t you? “
” The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it. “
” The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life. “
” The thing is, you never know with any movie how it’s going to turn out. It’s always a mystery – you’ll do pages and pages of scenes that will never make it onto the screen. “
” I think a lot of people think I’m doing kind of a character onstage, but what you’re really getting is just me. “
” If you were to come out and hang out with me, just having fun at a nightclub or a party, that’s kind of the version of Harland you’d get – silly, kind of always saying wacky things. “
” I hate when you go into a nice restaurant – someplace where you’re going to spend good money – and there are kids in there crying. “
” My roots are in stand-up, and stand-up is very freeing. There’s no script involved, you just fly. “
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