” If you’re going to take a jab at someone, you should at least have a bit more of a personal relationship with them. I feel like you can be funny and clever, as opposed to just outright vile. “


” I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don’t you? “


” The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it. “


” The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life. “


” The thing is, you never know with any movie how it’s going to turn out. It’s always a mystery – you’ll do pages and pages of scenes that will never make it onto the screen. “


” I think a lot of people think I’m doing kind of a character onstage, but what you’re really getting is just me. “


” If you were to come out and hang out with me, just having fun at a nightclub or a party, that’s kind of the version of Harland you’d get – silly, kind of always saying wacky things. “


” I hate when you go into a nice restaurant – someplace where you’re going to spend good money – and there are kids in there crying. “


” My roots are in stand-up, and stand-up is very freeing. There’s no script involved, you just fly. “



All 9 Harland Williams Quotes about You in picture


If you
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don


The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.
The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.
The thing is, you never know with any movie how it
I think a lot of people think I
If you were to come out and hang out with me, just having fun at a nightclub or a party, that
I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where you
My roots are in stand-up, and stand-up is very freeing. There
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