” I’ve never understood the ‘things to do before you die’ idea. If I was ill, I’d be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin. “


” When you’ve been on a programme called ‘An Idiot Abroad’ job offers aren’t exactly flying in. “


” You know, when you’re a producer, you’re a bit of a lackey. You’re just making cups of tea and making sure they’ve got newspaper, stuff like that. “


” I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that’s all you can do in life, really. “


” I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you’re seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that’s added gives you a certain feeling. “


” The reason I did the book about holidays is that you’re a different person on holiday. You’re sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you’ve never met and for 10 days you’re someone else. You’re out of your comfortable zone. “


” Comedy’s really subjective, you know. “


” If you’d have told me five years ago that I’d have done all this – two books, some television and everything – I’d panic, I’d be scared. “


” To be honest, marriage doesn’t scare me and that, it’s just once you’ve been together for so long, if you haven’t got any kids it’s just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn’t it? “



All 9 Karl Pilkington Quotes about You in picture


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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you
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To be honest, marriage doesn
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