” If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult. “


” Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. “


” The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. “


” The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it. “


” You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money. “


” The weirder you’re going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person. “


” A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. “


” There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences. “


” Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce. “



All 9 P. J. O’Rourke Quotes about You in picture


If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.


The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn
You can
The weirder you
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
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