” I’d rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn’t happen to know of a rental car place around. “
” If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can’t, you see, I’m just a Caucasian. “
” If I were like your mother, I would be a woman. “
” That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy. “
” The first rule to living in America is ‘Stop tap dancing, you fool!’. “
” You know, I’ve got a confession to make myself. I’m not really a priest, I’ve just got my shirt on backwards. “
” I did standup for a lot of years, too, but when you come out as a standup, you get the feeling from a crowd – it’s a kind of a ‘make me laugh’ attitude. But when you come out as an improvisor, they realize that they’re suggesting everything you do. So they’re already invested in the scene, and they actually want it to work. “
” I’m convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they’ve just said. That’s all there is to improv, but it’s the hardest thing to do. “
” I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada. “
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