” If you’re one of the fortunate few on this Earth with a pass to enter the gates of Augusta National on Masters Sunday, you don’t leave early. You just don’t. If it’s a Masters Sunday when Tiger Woods is near the top of the leader board, you really don’t leave early. “


” When you’re young, the blue blazer feels like a grown-up costume. “


” When you live in New York City, you run up a long list of things you’ve been meaning to do. “


” It doesn’t matter if you’re famous or infamous. All that matters is you’re a celebrity. “


” You don’t really have to say much when your headline is ‘Drag Queen Robs Burger King.’ Sometimes comedy writes itself. “


” Contrary to conventional wisdom, the blue blazer’s a bit of a loose cannon. A suit decided long ago what it wanted to be, and it doesn’t want to hear your ideas, but a blue blazer only got around to half the job. So it leaves it up to you to find its bottoms. Gray slacks, blue jeans, patterns, white pants and different blue shades all work. “


” Kanye is going to have to decide early whether or not he’s a Baby Bjorn guy, because the minute you put on that Baby Bjorn, there’s no turning back. It’s like buying a minivan. You lose a little piece of yourself when you get that Baby Bjorn. “


” When you work in TV long enough, you tend to get a little jaded with different things you have to deal with. “


” I hate to make this point too often, but imagine for a moment George W. Bush were on his sixth vacation, and he was asked about Iraq, and he said ‘I’m buying shrimp.’ You think that wouldn’t be a headline everywhere? “



All 9 Willie Geist Quotes about You in picture


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When you live in New York City, you run up a long list of things you
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Contrary to conventional wisdom, the blue blazer
Kanye is going to have to decide early whether or not he
When you work in TV long enough, you tend to get a little jaded with different things you have to deal with.
I hate to make this point too often, but imagine for a moment George W. Bush were on his sixth vacation, and he was asked about Iraq, and he said

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